The Journal of Gregory Lightyear - 17th October 2003

12:07 am - Funniest thing I've read in a long time...

Okay, it ain't from Detroit, and it ain't intelligent...

I've been one of those bizarre, avid readers of As The Apple Turns for... well... as long as I've been a Mac owner (I will never be able to thank F.M. enough for that)...

And this one rocks:

(in particular, Bono showed up to claim that he doesn't always "kiss corporate ass," which is technically true because we think there was one time back in the early '80s when he blacked out and his lips came off for about twenty seconds or so)

Funny how the years of "Bo Knows Hos" become "Bono Knows Brown-Nose". Hardware, software, music, *and* sugar water. Now that's an industry first.